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Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.
Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!
by GangW33d September 23, 2018
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powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks
Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike
by Turtle boy January 18, 2016
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Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.
"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"
by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010
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Insanity Nut

when you have sex and you burst your entire full load of cum
Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??

Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
by pussypounderbydick69 June 20, 2011
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Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
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Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020
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nuts in the face

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
by cowpattybill November 15, 2019
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