Penis collider

A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy

Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.

by Doonutt December 14, 2019

Booze Penis

When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.

"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."

"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."

by EndangeredSpecies09 December 28, 2009

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

Penis Bag

A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.

Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?

by Got The Gobbler August 15, 2014

Penis Pluck

When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.

“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017