u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

Yo, you got that

A manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have cocktails, only, for lunch.

John: "Yo, Lou, I had a long fuckin day. Yo, you got that".

Lou: "You know it like a fuckin poet!"

by Two for One April 23, 2010

I Got Served

Anecdotes in which people get SERVED.

Today, I have only just started talking to a friend again as he is now dating my ex. Our other friend asked me to help him on a game and I said to ask the first friend, stating that "he's better". The first friend looked straight at me and said "That's funny, that really is what she said". I Got Served.

by LeeeroyJeenkins April 21, 2011

Greggers got me preggers

A phrase used affectionatly to describe a person's friendship or just to name them. Originated myspace, to describe a photo of a pregnant looking girl, quoting that her female friend had gotten her pregnant, it became famous throughout many schools in Australia. Now used to distinguish people with the surname Gregory.

Girl one: Oi Mel!
Girl one: OI MEL!!
Girl one: Mel Greggers got me preggers !
Mel: Oh, hey.

by greenhoney92 March 16, 2008

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003