Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

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bakugous mom

a milf

omg bakugous mom is such a milf.

by HotsexyQ April 14, 2021

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Ur mom

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

by 3qn August 10, 2022

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Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

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mom's permission

Unimportant

Bob: wanna hangout tonight?
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care

by HappyMothersDay May 16, 2014

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A woman raising 1 or more children without the father present. Just like anyone else, they can either be toxic and annoying or very kind, caring people. They often get shit on, regardless of thier circumstances for being single moms. This is because they have a bad rap from single moms that were single due to being spiteful and abusive. Any single mom tends to be a target for incels. They are often expected to isolate themselves from all future dating and romance and deemed unworthy of love. They are expected to focus only on the kids and working full-time. At the same time, people get upset when single moms make it a "personality trait".

She's a single mom who left her ex husband and got custody of the kid. Her husband developed a drinking problem and cheated on her. It's her fault she is a single mom. People don't change or switch-up in a marriage.

by DramaticDictionary August 2, 2023

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