Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.

I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.

by brodod May 29, 2014

Lockblocking

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.

I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.

by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016

locken

A person especially a boy that is addicted to video games and is self ebsorbed

you are being such a locken

by Luciley December 15, 2017

Lockdown

When you cut yourself off from all of your social friends to appease your partner. You may claim it's voluntary even if your social friends have fun activities planned. You may also claim you are single though your social friends know this to be a lie.

Going to be a great party tonight to bad Ronnie is on lockdown.

by Adar2001 May 9, 2018

Lockdown

A time interval of 21 days

I was in Italy for almost a lockdown

by the_salwinator April 1, 2020

Lockdown

The extreme pleasure attained from partaking in sexual intercourse, similar to the pleasure received from the first act of intercourse post Covid 19 "lockdown "

Mate that beat was 'lockdown'

She provided the 'lockdown' service

by Bigdixkben May 7, 2020