rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")

man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies

by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

jimmy eat world

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

by ducktaper July 29, 2008

jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint

"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"

by DJY July 2, 2006

jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back

timmy just jimmy hoffaed

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.

Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.

by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016

Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.

"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."

by Themanhoff October 26, 2022

Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019