rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")

man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies

by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

jimmy eat world

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

by ducktaper July 29, 2008

jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint

"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"

by DJY July 2, 2006

jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back

timmy just jimmy hoffaed

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

jimmy-up the mack

A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!

Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!

by Rekced Yrrek December 3, 2006