Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.

Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.

by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020

Unit of Time

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

by Ellie from Philly July 26, 2008

Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 30, 2021

Terry Time

An individual or person who cannot work the 9-5 shift pattern but at an annoyance to their colleagues will only work 10-7

“Hey, has Bob started work yet”
“No he hasn’t you know he works to Terry time!”

by Randomnesslou February 24, 2023

Tony Time

The peak of your existence. The time of which you will always remember and be fond of.

Bambi: bro…. I think me and the wife had the best time of our lives last night.
Lemón: that’s crazy, I think there is a name for that.
Tony (in the shadows): …… it’s tony time…..

by Senor Alen June 30, 2021

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 09, 2006