Deep-sea drilling

While engaged in violent oral sex, the act of deep throat fucking to the point of regurgitation.

That was some pretty rough deep-sea drilling last night!
I know, the cleanup is taking longer than BP!

by Frank Li May 27, 2011

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 10, 2017

Deep doggy pie

When you are screwing your partner doggy style and you creampie them deep inside their pussy, so far that it goes into her uterus and may possibly get her pregnant.

Jake was having sex with his girlfriend grace and she wanted him to give her a deep doggy pie because she loves him so much

by Ethos236 November 30, 2016

Deep Chocolate

when a man takes a hot dump in a womans mouth then proceeds to shove his junk in her mouth causing the turd to go down her throat,(has bin outlawed in 32 states including most of the east coast)

guy:i gave my gf a deep chocolate last night

Friend:omg did she vomit?

by wafflecrisp1988 October 30, 2010

deep static

a type of music that is very crap...

"hear that shit deep static"

by luke newman December 26, 2007

Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.

Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing

by T Koenig April 1, 2009

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013