Pakistani mud puddle

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.
by massive clue June 09, 2009
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OG Mud Slap

The sexual act of taking a shat between a girls tits and flattening it out like a pancake. after this act, you put in your hand a slap her in the face with great force.
I OG Mud Slapped my wife so hard last night.
by BigpoppaZ December 30, 2014
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give up mud

Getting sodomized. Used frequently in conjunction with being incarcerated. Although the term infers aquiesence, it is most often due to the threat of violence.
Johnny never learned how to deal with bullies in school so when he went to jail, he was forced to give up mud.
by krept July 26, 2006
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Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.
by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007
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mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).
elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet
by wallnizzle November 14, 2003
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Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.
I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.
by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009
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butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man
( ((><)) )```` hahaha
by kenny December 10, 2003
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