He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

by ShadowSmith June 25, 2024

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Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 21, 2021

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Has the Covenant?

If the said person has the inherent agreement with himself that he is willing to do anything to succeed

Does Elon Musk has the covenant?
He most certainly does!

by 1709 January 06, 2024

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how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 04, 2022

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National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

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