Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011

Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life

Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT

by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023

OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder)

call it what you like: but it's working on stuff other than work during work hours (& thus causing work problems).

Looks like Larry has a case of OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) as he never get's any work done because he is too busy googling and searching all day long!

by OCD Boy (Chicago) December 14, 2009

Google sonic foot fetish pics

do it. you won't

"Google sonic foot fetish pics. no balls."

by penid 2 June 16, 2023

Google show me this guys balls

Usually used in the tiktok format, A person will say this to search up a specified persons balls showing ramantic intrest

Guy 1: "Yo that looks like the battle pass."

Guy 2: "Google show me this guys balls please."

by OMGtomoto March 11, 2021

sexy girls naked pics on google

I don't know why the hell people put pics of them naked on google but they do and it's nice to look at, but I would not do that cuz. if you wanna look at them then in google, type sexy girl naked images.

person 1: i like looking at those pics
person 2: what pics?
person 1: sexy girls naked pics on google
person 2: ooo la la la!

by unknown weirdo matic January 27, 2021

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.

Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert

by MaT5892 July 28, 2009