Girlfriend

Something most of you on here, can't get.

You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend?

Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.

by imlegallyblind July 10, 2021

loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.

i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.

by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.

Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”

by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023

A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019

lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..

girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*

by urban.mom November 13, 2021