Friend Cull

Is essentially the process of trimming your social circle—sometimes drastically—as you gain more life experience and realize that fewer friends often mean fewer problems. It’s about choosing a simpler, more peaceful life—one with less drama, less stress, and maybe even a bit more cash in your pocket. In the end, you’re left with a smaller circle or none at all—or maybe just the comfort of your own company, your partner, your children, your pets, or the occasional conversation with a stranger in public.

“I was sick of all the users, frenemies, and backstabbers—my life was just never-ending stress with people constantly phoning me up, asking for favours, to borrow my tools or my van. In the end, I did a proper friend cull, and I’ve been living happily ever after since.”

Friend Cull by Jamie cheeze July 15, 2026

Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Garfield's friend Odie by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Floater Friend 

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups

Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(

Floater Friend by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023

Fake Friend

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.

If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend

Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up?
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.

Fake Friend by Flavor Cycle February 27, 2014

Hello my friend 

"Hello my friend" is used by @paharikawa on tiktok whenever someone tells false history

Random TikToker: Earth is flat
Paharikawa: Hello my friend

Hello my friend by Ppslasher69 July 20, 2021

Blue hour friend 

A blue hour friend is someone who;

- Tends to keep to themselves.
- Typically likes the rain & stormy weather.
- Is usually very quiet, but when around the right people can be the loudest in the room.
- Will always be there for you when you need them.
- Will usually distance themselves from others when they are in a bad place.

Blue hour friends are friends that you can rely on to be there for you, no matter what.

Amelia: I guess i’m a Blue hour friend.
Rei: Oh? What does that mean?
Amelia: It means i’ll always be there for you :)

Blue hour friend by Luna 💫 December 21, 2022

she's just a friend 

ADRIEN DON'T BE A IDIOT SHES NOT A FRIEND SHES MORE and I will not allow Adrien and Kagami!

adrien="she's just a friend"

everyone else="NO SHE'S NOT!!"

she's just a friend by Ugh, I hate it all June 1, 2020