The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
by DoctorAcula August 24, 2011
by Bryan B. July 18, 2006
The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 18, 2020
verb. To smoke a joint
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
A: Can't come out tonight, I'm marinating a cat
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
by TheCatMarinator August 12, 2010
1. A feline animal is usually involved in some sort of "verb" in the vicinity of your "noun" "verbing" your noun.
2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")
*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*
2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")
*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*
1. "hungree kitteh iz in ur frige, eeting ur fud."
2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"
3. Lol Cat is teh win.
2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"
3. Lol Cat is teh win.
by OtterKate October 16, 2008
Studly Cat 1: MEOW
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.
<cat fetish sex>
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.
<cat fetish sex>
by MEOWTH March 01, 2012
When a guy gives the wert whirl whistle or yells at a babydoll for the purpose of getting attention and in hopes of a future hookup. This is usually done out of the window of a car. Typically a Pontiac Firebird, or Camaro.
99.9% a hookup never arises and it's just the thrill that keeps these going.
99.9% a hookup never arises and it's just the thrill that keeps these going.
Good News: Johnny got laid by giving a CAT CALL. BAD NEWS: The CAT CALL was given by the JUNIOR High School, and not the SENIOR high school, so Johnny is doing 10 - 20.
Billy and Tommy got grounded when Lisa tattled on them for doing CAT CALLS on the playground.
Billy and Tommy got grounded when Lisa tattled on them for doing CAT CALLS on the playground.
by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006