Fish on Thursdays

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.

"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."

by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014

dumb fish

Ultimate Lameness

cale is such a dumb fish

by Jayden€£¥Smith March 11, 2015

Fish Slit

A woman's particularly nasty vagina.

"Yo Johnny Boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. Left the bathroom smellin' like a Tokyo market."

by EverydaySausageShufflin April 3, 2015

Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.

My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...

by Drifter766 April 19, 2015

sloppy fish

A stretch out pussy that is wet and smells

After I fucked her it was like a sloppy fish

by the mic dick May 23, 2015

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

drowns the fish

"sidestepping a touchy subject"

The paper ran the story on its front page under the headline, “When the Red Cross drowns the fish,” a reference to sidestepping a touchy subject. Pro Publica

by oldcodgerette June 19, 2015