fat fail

some one who is a fat ass and fails at life

Hershy is a fat fail!!!!

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009

Fat Rubs

The worn down parts of jeans on the inner leg area caused by thighs rubbing together. A person can get fat rubs in their jeans without actually being fat, they just don't have a thigh gap.

Damn, I had to throw away two pairs of jeans because they had fat rubs in them!

by alynnj42 March 23, 2013

Porkchop Fat

Vagina lips hanging out of the side of a heavy girls daisy dukes

Hey Mr.D chech\k out that fat girls porkchop fat!

by iceman79 June 30, 2011

fat and mellow

A really thick joint rolled with some killer bud.

So how do you want it, thin and quick or fat and mellow?

by Bomni February 8, 2005

fat jackson

A minimum of 100 dollars in 20's

I told my nigga let's put a fat Jackson on this game

by doctors December 1, 2014

Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.

"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"

by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010

Fat Sloth

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.

Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.

by sting130 July 22, 2011