face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

Skank face

The face a girl makes when you ask what her name is mid-coitus.

A: I was banging this broad and didn't know her name, so I asked her while we were fucking and all she did was give me a weird look.
B: Yeah, that was the skank face.

by ImPulse618 January 25, 2012

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

GPS face

A driver's face illuminated by a dashboard GPS at night.

At 5 am the highway if full of GPS faces.

by Dacoroman March 26, 2009