When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.
I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.
by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 13, 2013
The act of getting absolutely obliterated off jagerbombs, and dancing hard as fuck. As soon as the caffeine wears off from the red bull, and you're still drunk as fuck, you post up a veg at one of da boiz house (preferably Mr. Wet) and game NHL or CoD. It is acceptable to puke, as long as you get it in a bucket for an easy clean up in the morning. Along with any sort of veg, a blanket, gatorade/G2, and food is necessary. Also, there is much sauce, as usual.
Fawce: Downes, you've drank enough jager to take down a horse. lets go to my place before PD comes out and i need to call an ambulance. Its time for a drunk veg.
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE
by downesybahd April 30, 2011
by OE93 August 09, 2022
A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.
Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"
Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
by Trendy Drunk January 29, 2012
by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010
When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
by Moojl April 26, 2012
You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears
Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian
Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!
Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian
Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!
Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian
by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019