When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.
I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.
by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013
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After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
by atlalley September 19, 2019
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by vodka em September 28, 2017
Get the drunk gay mug.When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
by Moojl September 29, 2012
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by Drasshat July 31, 2012
Get the Jacy Drunk mug.Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?
My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.
or
Me - did you get any last night?
Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.
or
Me - did you get any last night?
Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013
Get the successfully drunk mug.when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.
can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.
by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012
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