dog's leg

A large erect penis

Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

Dog Water

When someone is bad at something like a game, or a sport.

Jake : Dude your fucking dog water at this game

Bob: man I just got this game yesterday

by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021

Fuckin' the dog

To deliberately waste time, usually to avoid work.

Quit fuckin' the dog, we don't want to be here all day.

by L1ghtn1n September 2, 2010

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

Tin Dog

The unnecessary third wheel in a group of 3 people. Tin Dogs are usually insignificant people who spend all their time in the shadow of the others.

Me? I'm their man in Havana; I'm their technical support. I'm... Oh my god... I'm the tin dog.

by Anomonon June 30, 2010

gnar dog

a total bad ass. someone who kills at their skill, totally wrecks it. usually works hard for what they want/do. often a crazy mothaf*cka..

did you see that kid shred? he's a straight up gnar dog.

by maddienig. June 20, 2006

dog juice

Slang for pre-cum, or slippery liquid emitted from the penis prior to ejaculation.

I didn't come; that was just dog juice.

by PTFunk November 16, 2010