Escambia county

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.

Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.

by anonymous February 7, 2023

Stark County

The worst county in the world, also very small. Stark County is known for having very dumb residents but a decent football team sometimes.

"I visited Stark County the other day"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙

White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017

by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017

grayson county middle school

A school located in Leitchfield, Kentucky. 90% of the school have county accents and 45% have probably done drugs. Full of brainless students from the ages of 11-15. GCMS is good at about 2 things and is basically nonexistent. According to studies, it is the whitest school you'll ever see.

Person A: I'm from Grayson County Middle School.
Person B: Who?

by wonderlandjoseph January 27, 2018

Pueblo County High School

A school that has people and some of those people can be weird.

Pueblo County High School sucks.

by Smart Human 🫥🥱 November 16, 2022