cookie lady

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis

Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"

by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016

monkey cookie

Poop from a monkey

Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad

by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018

Thumbprint Cookie

While you are having sex with your partner doggy-style, you insert your thumb into their anus.

“Bro, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and gave her a thumbprint cookie!”

by 8M0 October 21, 2020

Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.

Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.

by araxx January 10, 2017

Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012

content cookies

dram, or explaining how you feel

i feel bad for susan she needs some content cookies.

by donesha hutchinson December 27, 2018