Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.

That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!

by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008

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"Cookie" jar

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.

"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"

by Hey boss November 30, 2016

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Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

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monkey cookie

Poop from a monkey

Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad

by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018

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Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

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Boneless Cookies

Boneless cookies are undercooked cookies that are soft and gooey and are cookies for 6-8 minutes.

Once the cookies look puffy after 6-8 minutes take the out and press them down and enjoy.

p1:"Have you ever had boneless cookies"
p2: "wtf is that"

by Katsuki Luna February 7, 2023

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