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gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.
After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

ornamentally challenged 

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

cereal challenged 

When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged
The cereal challenged individual wastes a bowl and spoon when all they need is a handful of cereal.
cereal challenged by jakeyb123 August 15, 2014

developmentally challenged 

Stereotypical politically correct teacher : "He's not stupid, he's just developmentally challenged."

vertically challenged 

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged