mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."

First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!

by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020

O'Connors Law

The vigorously a reporter searches for a certin story, or a certain conclusion in a story, the higher the chance is that they will believe the most outrages lies put forth during the so-called investigation.

Wow, this article is really biased and the source is clearly lying, must be O'Connors law...

by hasábburgonya May 14, 2015

Tesha's Law

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.

The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.

by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021

Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020

Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.

Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro

by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019

charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you

He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law

by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017

Hate law

I law that is passed and enforced against a group of people by a society because of its hatred of them. For example Jim crow laws ( laws against black people in the south) and the laws against gays were hate laws.

Its nothing but a hate law.

by leonardo draculay April 6, 2019