Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018
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under beaver

A slip of a woman's vagina beneath a dress or skirt that is seen or photographed by another person accidentally, casually, deviously and/or sexually.
Guy 1: "Sweet under beaver shot brah, you can totally see her lips and everything!"
by Furrlurp July 2, 2015
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Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019
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Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
by RustyMantis January 1, 2022
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Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
by Sabercaster December 9, 2016
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queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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