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Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Austin

Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
Oh wow Austin you're such a little doctor
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
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Austin is the best Boyfriend ever you couldn’t wish for a better one.he can be a bit dirty at some points in life so some don’t like him but he’s nice and caring when you get to know him.
Omg I love Austin.
by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021
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Austin is a popular jock who’s surprisingly nice for his position of power. He’s incredibly smart, fit and strong, and is just the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s innocent and unlike other jocks his age he doesn’t make disrespectful jokes about women or sex jokes. He’s often outgoing with his friends and genuinely nice to other peoples who don’t get noticed or to anyone not popular. He often attracts people his age that are band geeks or generally unpopular. Most likely is or was on the football team in high school.
“Austin is just so dreamy..”

Yeah but he would never go for someone like us he’s too popular.”
by Imalatteindahood November 27, 2021
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Great guy. Not terribly talkative. Likes cows, farming, and sometimes will put up Christmas reindor decorations in the beginning of November. Seems to be attracted to Tories.
That Austin is a great guy!
by “Them” November 28, 2021
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by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021
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