rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

by Moojl April 26, 2012

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Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013

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Drunk Veg

The act of getting absolutely obliterated off jagerbombs, and dancing hard as fuck. As soon as the caffeine wears off from the red bull, and you're still drunk as fuck, you post up a veg at one of da boiz house (preferably Mr. Wet) and game NHL or CoD. It is acceptable to puke, as long as you get it in a bucket for an easy clean up in the morning. Along with any sort of veg, a blanket, gatorade/G2, and food is necessary. Also, there is much sauce, as usual.

Fawce: Downes, you've drank enough jager to take down a horse. lets go to my place before PD comes out and i need to call an ambulance. Its time for a drunk veg.
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE

by downesybahd April 30, 2011

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Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

by Trendy Drunk January 29, 2012

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