Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)

Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.

by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012

successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013

rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

by Moojl September 29, 2012

Troy-Drunk

To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.

Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."

Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."

by Call Me Papa Cherry November 8, 2014

Pixel Drunk

The act of heavily drinking inside a video game, a pixel drunk can also be defined as an in-game alcoholic.

While Joe was playing World of Warcraft he got pixel drunk because it made his screen blurry.

by moorouto September 24, 2011

mouth drunk

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling

"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"

by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009

Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013