[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

mine turtle

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

by superturtle March 4, 2009

Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!

Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 8, 2017