Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Noodles

Can be a dog name.. usually refuting to a fat dog who loves to eat and is extremely attached to its mama. Noodles is very slick and sometimes steals your food. Be careful because if you know a noodles he might just bight you;)

Noodles just stole my food

Wow that noodle is so cute

by Urban4u May 21, 2018

butter noodled

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach

Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)

by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021