Chinese chasing

The acting of romantically pursuing someone of asian background.
Man, he really loves them Japanese girls. He be straight up chinese chasing after them all day.
by GeezThisGuy June 27, 2012
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chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex
wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime
by jeruseleim May 07, 2023
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chinese wings

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!
by dyl wes August 14, 2020
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chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
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Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.
He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.
by Sigma Male 695 May 01, 2025
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Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up
Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey
by Schizophrenic Fuck February 19, 2022
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When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
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