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Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit
2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
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Chicken wingasm.

An orgasm one obtains by eating fried chicken.
Dudeeeee I'm trying to figure out what gives me a bigger orgasm. My chick all greased up, or fried greased up chicken.

That chicken gave me a chicken wingasm.
by Getmesomechicken July 17, 2010
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Chicken Leaving

The part of a chicken strip, finger or tender which is inedible; usually found at the thicker tip of the aforementioned finger or tender. It should always be left on the plate. More-processed strips will have a higher concentration at the tip, while more natural strips may have leavings spread through-out.

Skilled chicken leavings hunters can identify the leavings from the appearance of the strip, while less aluent leavingsers may require a guidebook.
Any restaurant's chicken strip should have an area of chicken leavings at one tip.
by KiwiDomingoBleu April 27, 2009
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Attack Chicken

A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!
Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.

Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?
by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008
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Maryland Chicken

A small cheap fried chicken franchise based in Leicestershire, UK. Some argue it is "cheap pigeon", but whatever it is I love it and at a price of 5p for a strip, I'm not complaining! The chicken itself is amazing and afterwards, you know you have slightly killed yourself and put your life at risk, but that taste is with you everywhere you go.

Maryland also shits of KFC.
"Bring me a strip burger, chop chop, hurry up! - don't forget the cheese, man, ain't that lovely-up"
"Maryland is scary, man! I'm addicted, to the taste of every damn thing!"

"Hey, dude! Wanna go KFC?"
"Do you think I am made of money and like the taste of bland chicken that couldn't feed a fly?"
"What, man?"
"Go fucking Maryland Chicken."
by joebmxkid March 23, 2013
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Chicken Frappe

when at mc donalds, you ask for a frappe but they think you have said "wrap"
>"hello my name is Zahid, can i take your order please?"

"Can i have a Frappe Please"

>Chicken Wrap?!!

"no a frappe"

>"Chicken Frappe? ...we dont do this sir"
by n12345n May 15, 2013
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fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.
"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"
by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015
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