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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
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Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
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Heute gibt's wieder Bosna ๐Ÿ‘

A german slang invented by the well known and sophisticated Dr. Dr. Dr. Dipl. Bachmayer. He is also known under the name Sigma King.

The phrase means translated: "Today will have hotdog" and derived from a ln online platform known as "Teams".
Person 1: Heute gibt's wieder Bosna ๐Ÿ‘
Persone 2: Hell yeah!
by BosnaKing6969 February 1, 2025
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Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when youโ€™re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.
โ€œJessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burnsโ€
by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026
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Arabic Ass Wipe

The arabic ass wipe is when you take a crap and then sit ontop of anothers forehead. Then slowly move down their face till you hit their chin and it makes a long brown line.
โ€œDude, I took a dump yesterday and right after I gave my girl the Arabic Ass Wipeโ€
by TheBootyRipper March 2, 2026
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