wet willy 

were you are having vaginal intercourse and the male or female urinates during it

I was banging this hot chick but she gave me a wet willy!

wet willy by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Philly Willy 

To cut off the foreskin and wrap it around the person's nose.

usually applied to jewish babies.

Dubbed after the famous Philly.

Or Cutting the toe of your partner and shoving it up their ass.

E.g 1 FRIEND: Dude! whats on your son's nose?

parent:oh just some foreskin, he was Philly Willy 'ed just a few seconds ago by his mother.

E.g 2. Friend :Dude! why are you walking weird?

Victim: oh i just got philly will'ed before i left my house, wbu?

Friend : OH THATS GROSS, YOU MEAN YOU GOT SOMEONES FOOT UP YOUR BACKSIDE? LITERALLY?

Philly Willy by Shihmale August 1, 2010

dick willy 

if somebody is feeling especially retarded they may decide it is necessary to use 2 derogative terms for the gluteus maximus rolled into one to make 1 devistateingly insulting insult. although i have only actially herd rowan (the founder of this insult) say "dick willy" i am sure that within the next 10-20 years at least 3 people would have used it.

some retard: kek at ur face lol nub lol ur mum lol lmao pmg rofl z0mfg lol

rowan: shut up you dick willy

some retard: z0mg that was uncalled for dude *crys*

dick willy by swizz3r August 7, 2006

Hot Willy 

Like a wet willy, but with a half eaten piping hot chip (French Fry).

Awh mate, that bird was absolutely skank, good thing you got rid of her with a hot willy!

Hot Willy by YellowOnYourDog December 7, 2016

Large willy billy 

When you have a large willy and your name is billy

"Do you know Billy?"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"

Large willy billy by justaguygivingugooddefinitions June 2, 2018

Big Willy Club

A club/list created by perverted women to judge a man based on the size of his manhood

His trousers were very tight and I could see he is in the big willy club

Big Willy Club by 3001spike October 3, 2018

little willy 

someone that looks like Marlowe and is perfect in every way but has a little dick

hey look your perfect but you have a little willy

little willy by big man, little willy March 19, 2019