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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
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beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
by mizaodaz September 11, 2022
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Orca Whale

Someone who has a bigger-than-life persona, a big spender, Someone who's Over-The-Top

In Las Vegas, an Orca Whale is a gambler who consistently wagers large amounts of money. High rollers often receive lavish "comps" from casinos to entice them onto the gambling floors, such as free private jet transfers, limousine use, and use of the casinos' best suites. This is because he's a big catch.
1. Business Context / Sales teams hunt for Orca Whales, those ultra-high-net-worth clients who bring in seven-figure deals.

2. Gambling Context / The Blackjack Dealer realized he was in the presence of an Orca Whale from the way he bet—this guy was dropping $100,000 a hand without blinking

3. General Metaphor / Strippers love when the Orca Whales come in, they're the guys who just don't make it rain, they flood the place.

4. I'm moving to LA Kansas is too slow for me; I feel like an Orca Whale in a small pond surrounded by a bunch of guppies.
by TopHat Marv April 22, 2025
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Whale

I'm so sick of that damn whale
by Speddy Eddy May 10, 2018
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