Van Zyl

When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)

Jirr jys n regte Van Zyl

by Jorrie July 24, 2022

Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.

Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys

by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022

Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Vans

People who wear these are the most chill people ever. They also skate and are super kind.

I wear Vans that means I am not a virgin.

by nottheweekend August 1, 2022

Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

Van Andy

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that stays in the van, and refuses to enter the location for anything longer than a minute.
Typically not the person who purchased any items whatsoever, and refuses to play on nightmare.

Person 1: "There's ghost orbs!"
Person 2: "We know, you said this 2 minutes ago."
Person 1: "I saw them again, on the camera!"
Person 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and get in the dining room!"

by anonymous August 6, 2022