The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.
by Nasty tab September 22, 2017
a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.
by apebutt69 November 03, 2011
Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
by superturtle October 27, 2008
by timpr August 01, 2011
" she has such weird pubical turtles "
by pinecones123 March 01, 2018
A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages
Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
by LigmaAssBalls August 04, 2018