What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.

Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.

by Nick Val. October 23, 2007

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turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

by C-wak March 14, 2006

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Turkey Gobble

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.

There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK

by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 14, 2009

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turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

by Rhynocio May 13, 2012

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