Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020

Triple H

A wrestler who is named after his wife Stephanie McMahon's bra size

When Stephanie got her tit job, her husband Hunter was so happy, he decided to let the world know by changing his name to her bra size, Triple H.

by SaltineWizard November 11, 2015

Triple 7

something that made me homeless

Dad: time to get some triple 7 and be millionares
Me: Dad, you know its a chance of-
Dad: ok give me all the money you have and your mother have
-loses-
-becomes homeless-

by poseidontheidiot April 21, 2020

Triple Delight

When a person (the primary) has sex with three other people at the same time, but the three others are there to service the primary.

Jane got a triple delight last night. She came so many times that she could hardly walk when they were done with her. In the morning she woke up and had a Portuguese Breakfast.

by olddirtybastard99 July 12, 2022

Triple G

Gaming, Gooning and Gambling
Also known as GGG

You know your life is over when you do iy

Tutu: Kabashi’s just did the triple G , what’s wrong with his life
Yousif: his life is cooked

by Jamal JJ James March 23, 2025

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020