Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

The King's Palisade

The act of having a woman sit on your face and a woman on your penis, as if forming a palisade.

That form... That can only be The King's Palisade. Such grace!

by TheTrueKingofWomen93 September 28, 2015

King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 9, 2016

king cut

The best cut of food. This transcend all food, from cod and pizza to squirrels and banana bread with walnuts.

Yo homie, slice me off the king cut from that roni pie!

by Chuck t Farley December 2, 2016

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

Brown King

Brown King is a Chicano Rapper out of the Inland Empire. He is an ex-thug who is now serving Jesus and is now rapping for the King of King's. Brown King has a few haters that hide behind the internet but have NEVER confronted him face to face. AND NEVER WILL...

Hey look! There's Brown King let's diss him... naw, I'd rather hide behind a computer screen...

by the_realest July 11, 2019

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.

Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .

by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019