duck-sick

You comment, as posted on Fox News Comments, indicates that you duck-sick.
by sagabeeba March 15, 2020
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Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
by NoFanOfTodd January 13, 2011
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Duck overlord

A mother fucker who controls ducks
Example Ben is a duck overlord he controls ducks

See definitions of Ben for reference on urban dictionary for more.
by Nikkafuckyall January 02, 2022
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duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.
by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017
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Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
by Dmbotchjob April 02, 2021
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Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.
Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.
by A$$ Man July 13, 2022
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