ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

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Trail of tears

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.

"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"

by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019

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Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

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Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

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chaotic.faerie_tearz

chaotic.faerie_tearz is probably one of the most magical looking people i’ve ever seen- they literally look like a FAIRY!!!???! like- idk but they have such a peaceful and nice vibe i love it 🛐

chaotic.faerie_tearz keeps changing their username 😕 but i still love them 😕💍‼️

by bestiebestiebestie March 12, 2021

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