Dirt man

A man that goes from town to town looking for dirt under people’s pillows. If he fails to find said dirt, he will take you down to his lair.

Make sure you got dirt under your pillow so dirt man doesn’t get you

by Pegagenisus May 28, 2024

dirt

Lile a shress, but out of style, a bad colour or otherwise unsuitable for wear.

'Do you like my new shress?'
'Shress? Girl, that's a dirt and you know it.'

by STGK September 26, 2009

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

dirt tokens

Dirt tokens are a special currency in the Nintendo 3ds game: Fire emblem awakening. Dirt tokens can be used to further progress your character and help your game play overall. Dirt tokens can be used to buy special tombs and other items. Acquiring a dirt token happens by beating a Golden enemy. THERE is no method of finding these enemy's since they are EXTREME RARE. These enemy's are tough and put up a fight. Only Masters at the game will have a chance at beating these enemy's.

"I just got 3 dirt tokens"

by NINTENDO CHEATS TEAM2 September 4, 2015

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019

Dirt Fairy

They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!

Were did all this dirt come form! dirt fairy's dude dirt fairy's. dirty little bastards!

by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008

Dirt

Dirt is a mixture of sand, silt and clay. Its some what mud. It is the base of the grass and it help grass, flower and trees -etc- grow.

P1: Whats that on the ground?
P2: Oh thats just dirt

by an0nym0us<33 November 25, 2021