utter such a phrase at the risk of the victim, it will rip them from existence itself, and there shall forever be a hole in the fabric of reality where they once stood.
Jack: ur mom gay
Tyrone: ur granny tranny
Jack: ur uncle homosexual
*fabric of reality shifts as Tyrone is engulfed by the empty V O I D*
Tyrone: ur granny tranny
Jack: ur uncle homosexual
*fabric of reality shifts as Tyrone is engulfed by the empty V O I D*
by Lt. Lemon March 18, 2018
Get the ur uncle homosexualmug. Standing over a woman while she is lying on her back and urinating into her mouth, forcing her to drink it.
by Winchester Cugbubby III February 18, 2011
Get the The ol' Uncle Roymug. by hawk johnston October 26, 2013
Get the dirty uncle willymug. Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.
Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
by nouncleedz December 30, 2013
Get the Uncle Eddiemug. by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020
Get the Uncle joemug. The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
Get the Uncle Herschel's Favoritemug. Uncle Adolf Syndrome or UAS for short is a mental condition whereby the sufferer displaces guilt from the innocent to the guilty to protect the guilty. Typically a parent or teacher will blame a child for being unkind or rude for asking a pertinent question about an adult which questions their morality or correctness in some way.
Adolf's nephew asks "Is it really a good idea to use cyanide gas to kill Jews Uncle Adolf?" His mother, suffering from Uncle Adolf Syndrome, snaps "Don't be so rude Jonny. How could you upset Uncle Adolf when he is so kind stroking his dog."
by samspruce July 29, 2010
Get the Uncle Adolf Syndromemug.