by Asian trio April 8, 2017
Get the Turtle Neck mug.Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
Get the Turtle Tracks mug.fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.
Middle school janitor You little bastard.
Middle school janitor You little bastard.
by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010
Get the cloggerhead turtle mug.Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
by superturtle March 4, 2009
Get the Super Turtle mug.a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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