Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020

Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

Refractory jerk

Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.

I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2015

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022