Dick riding

On Facebook, tagging someone or posting pictures of yourself with them constantly in hopes of getting likes or comments because that person is having some success.

Johnny constantly tags Danny because Danny is doing well, Johnny is dick riding Danny

by Bob . X February 14, 2021

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Ride the Gnar

It is impossible to explain, but it is something that only Mustafa does.

1.) Mustafa rides the gnar.

2.) "Hey Mustafa, are you ready to shred the gnar?" "No, because I, Mustafa, ride the gnar."

by mustafaridesthegnardotcom April 20, 2022

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Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

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Successful investment technique based on recognizing a bubble or fad before other people, buying early and selling before or soon after the peak. The best stupidity riders monitor PE ratios in stocks and how much it costs to rent in real estate versus mortgage costs, and remember that if everybody is talking about this kind of investment, it's time to sell. (synonym: greed ride)

I'm taking a stupidity ride in San Diego real estate.
Too bad I missed the Google stupidity ride.
Thank you, Martha Stewart, for the stupidity ride on your loser company.

by John Marshall September 11, 2005

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Ride the buffalo

Do a 5 year prison sentence. I heard this in county jail in Ohio in the 1970s. A career criminal on parole used it. It was a synonym for "Do a nickel". That's because the 5¢ piece from 1913 through 1938 was called the Indian Head Nickel and had an American bison aka buffalo on the reverse. To quote him, "I can't ride the fucking buffalo again."

I can't ride the buffalo again.

by I have no idea how to answer t May 28, 2018

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