Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018

texas tire shop

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.

Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.

by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015

Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.

Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle

by Randy July 29, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Texas Hot Stick

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.

Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.

by Kkuhlman February 16, 2005

Texas Roadhouse

A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop

Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse

Steve sheeeeeesh

by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021

texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013