Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

high-tainment

The level of entertainment experienced by one whom is high. Often a "higher" entertainment level.

What high-tainment do you want to watch

by Shinzokami March 11, 2024

Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024

Dishkum-tainen

Dish-cum-tai-nen

- used to express emmense excitment or dissapointment. It can also be expressed to describe a collision.

for example: LETS GOOO I FINALLY GOT INTO THE UNIVERSITY DISHKUM-TAINEN!!

or for example: ohooo someone dishkum-tainened my car man

by susu17 March 26, 2024

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024